[Illustration from 'Doodles' by Mattias Adolfsson]
Oh, Come a Bummer Do! © J.R.Poulter
Sifting salted peanuts
In between their teeth,
It’s the ooby gooby men
Who’ve come to cause us grief!
Ickle them, tickle them,
Pickle and prickle them!
Bum tiddlee um tum, bum bum BOOOO!
Run, run quickly
The traffic jam’s ickly stickly!
The oobie goos spread it too thickly
And now we’re all slushing in ooh!
Bum tiddlee um tiddlee,
What are we to do?
Alas, the iggle piggle
Nottle wattling where he wiggled
Came a proper cropper,
Went a whopper head o’ topper
In the ooby gooby gooo.
Bum diddlee um, ummm, Oh BUM!
When he went bumpty, dumpty,
Piggle thumped um up complumply!
He squashed the ooby goobies,
Squished them into blobs of doobies...
Now we’re FREE OF OOBY GOOBIES!
Diddlee um, diddlee bum, BOO HOOO!